phobias:

oh my god my friend is so innocent, her boyfriend got a boner in the pool and she felt it and screamed before making him apologising for getting horny 

(via letsgetrichandfamous)

visionate:

when he thirsty but u tryna get sum shut eye

(via them0untainsarecalling)


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thumbsup4rockandroll:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via megmasat1)

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

(Source: plutoroyal, via kayserrei)

gaaraofsburbia:

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ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

(via today-is-a-nightmare)

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

(Source: acidtrip-n, via today-is-a-nightmare)

slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

(via kayserrei)

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