Anonymous said: you're not funny

confirmance:

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athoughtpad:

why cant i just be a hobbit and do nothing but eat and garden and smoke pipe weed and occasionally help slay dragons

(Source: thomasbngalter, via musiclily)

I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not. My fucked up brain (via emotionalfarts)

(via imminently)

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

(via kaysnyd)

y0itskameron:

I’m the type of girlfriend that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.

(via b-l-o-n-die)

waakeme-up:

killergoth:

take me here on our first date


OHVMY GOD WJERE IS RHIS
peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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(via lethallylovely)

sasstiel-has-arrived:

TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC

(via trappedinthesouth)

Is she laying in a tub that has no water in it

tandumunicycle:

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

and you have no friends

hoecain-e:

fluroescent:

Chill

bruh
  • Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
  • My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.
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