oh my god my friend is so innocent, her boyfriend got a boner in the pool and she felt it and screamed before making him apologising for getting horny
when he thirsty but u tryna get sum shut eye
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.
*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game